greenrose18 (greenrose18) wrote,
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То ли самому взять и уехать в Урюпинск...

Моя педикюрша (вьетнамка, но живет в Америке определенное количество лет, работает не в зачумленном салоне, полном голосящих товарок, а в спа при очень дорогом gym-e, по-английски говорит) не знает, кто такой Митт Рамни. Она мне сказала, что её любимый актер - Клинт Иствуд, на что я заметила, что he just endorsed Mitt Romney. Тут и выяснилось, что она не знает, кто такой Митт Рамни. Не знает, что в ноябре будут президентские выборы. Я поинтересовалась, знает ли она, что ныне у нас в Президентах - Барак Обама. Это вроде она знала, но вообще сказала, что не смотрит ТВ, не читает газеты, не смотрит новости на Интернете. Также она не знает, что такое United Nations.
Вот я и подумала - то ли возмутиться/подивиться, то ли самой взять и уехать в Урюпинск. Вот на хрена мне надо знать, что Клинт Иствуд endorsed Митта Рамни.
О, а кстати, вот вам подборка "late night jokes about Mitt Romney" (шутки, прозвучавшие на разных ночных телевизионных шоу):

Late Night Jokes

Mitt Romney’s search for a vice president continues As you know, one of Mitt Romney’s problems is that he’s never hired an American for a job before, so this is new. Jay Leno (July 26, 2012)



"Mitt Romney believes that marriage should be between one man and one woman. Which is better than his grandfather, who believed that it should be between one man and five women."
Jimmy Kimmel (July 25, 2012)

Mitt Romney told the crowd at an NAACP conference that if he were elected president he would fight for all millionaires, black or white.
Jay Leno (July 11, 2012)

Mitt Romney gave a speech at the annual NAACP conference in Houston. Why, I don't know. Maybe he confused NAACP with NASCAR.
Jimmy Kimmel (July 11, 2012)

An awkward moment for Mitt Romney today in Colorado. A homeless guy asked him for a dollar, but all he had was Swiss Francs.
Jay Leno (July 10, 2012)

Mitt Romney is now promising conservatives that if he is elected, he will put Anderson Cooper back in the closet.
David Letterman (July 9, 2012)

Mitt Romney's campaign raised $35 million more than President Obama for the month of June. Out of force of habit, Mitt stashed it all in the Cayman Islands.
Jay Leno (July 9, 2012)

"So Mitt, if you are serious about winning, you have to think outside the box. what about, hear me out, Romney-Zimmerman 2012? It's unorthodox, but who better than George Zimmerman to personify your campaign theme of, 'I think the black guy's up to no good.'
Bill Maher (June 29, 2012)

In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court ruled President Obama's healthcare mandate is constitutional. This is a major victory for President Obama, who spent three years promoting it, and a major setback for Mitt Romney, who spent three years creating it.
Jay Leno (June 28, 2012)

"Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not where you get to fire people."
Jimmy Fallon (June 25, 2012)

"Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions."
David Letterman (June 25, 2012)

A new survey found that Mitt Romney is ahead of Obama among those who make $36,000 to $90,000. Or, as Romney put it, "And they said I can't connect with the poor."
Jimmy Fallon (June 5, 2012)

Mitt Romney just released a new campaign ad about the economy, featuring out-of-work Americans. It gets weird at the end, when he says, "I'm Mitt Romney, and I fired all these people."
Jimmy Fallon (June 11, 2012)

Mitt Romney said Obama is ignoring the real issues with illegals, which is that they keep blowing the grass clippings into his pool.
Bill Maher (June 15, 2012)

Shares of Facebook stock dropped from the opening day price of $38 to around $34 today. They say if it drops any lower, Mitt Romney will swoop in and divide it up into "Face" and "Book".
Jimmy Kimmel Live (May 21, 2012)

President Obama and Mitt Romney both gave commencement speeches over the last few days. Obama was like, "You can be whatever you want to be," while Romney was like, "I can be whatever you want me to be."
Jimmy Fallon (May 14, 2012)

This week, the president unveiled his new campaign slogan, "Forward." ... Mitt Romney unveiled his slogan, "My money might be offshore, but my heart's right here in America."
Jay Leno (May 4, 2012)



After winning five primaries yesterday, Mitt Romney has his new campaign slogan: "Well, I guess you're stuck with me."
Jay Leno (April 25, 2012)
Tags: life in america, people, politics
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